Who TF Is Johannes?
What makes Johannes special?
Green Flags
Brilliant architect who lets his work speak volumes. The rare mix of technical mastery and unwavering focus. Zero ego, all execution - exactly what you want in a tech visionary.
Red Flags
Johannes rocks that classic "I'll respond when I feel like it" communication style. Probably has a perfectly curated excuse collection for being fashionably late.
Green Flags
Brilliant architect who lets his work speak volumes. The rare mix of technical mastery and unwavering focus. Zero ego, all execution - exactly what you want in a tech visionary.
Red Flags
Johannes rocks that classic "I'll respond when I feel like it" communication style. Probably has a perfectly curated excuse collection for being fashionably late.
✨ legit?
Classic founder-hacker who dropped out to build Tellonym - now a major anonymous messaging platform with real traction. No pedigree flexing, just got to work. Seven years as CTO shows staying power. Has the quiet confidence of someone who builds rather than brags.
🔥 trendy?
This Berlin enigma is effortlessly mysterious. Anti-cat stance, childhood bonds with his CEO, and zero public persona - yet runs one of Germany's hottest anonymous platforms. Living that rare stealth-mode flex while his work speaks volumes.
😎 cool?
Johannes embodies that rare blend of analytical thinking and creative spark. The type who builds castles in the air, then methodically engineers their foundations. A natural connector who thrives on turning complex ideas into elegant solutions.
